- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
Your body is normal. Repeat after me: “My body is normal. My body is wonderful. My body is beautiful.”
Most importantly though, “My body is mine.”
Each as beautiful as the next.
The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water.
they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"